chipotle is my life

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 
kotaarms:

Don’t lie to me you bastard.

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

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tibets:

2006 was a simpler time

hanukkanye:

hanukkanye:

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new jersey man is pretty hardcore

new jersey man was a bit too hardcore rip
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thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
iwishihadafather:

reblog if u want a thigh gap like this

svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

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dontworrybekarl:

when i realize I didn’t do any of my homework over the weekend

svvitzerland:

i cant believe sex happens in real life

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